I love to roleplay, but whenever I do so, I get stressed out and lose all my ideas. ‘Cause of this, I haven’t roleplayed in ages. D:
submitted by monsieurutopie.
(Source: sorarudesu, via korinthechinchou)
Jake English?
More like Jake Long, American Dragon
also played by dante basco
jesus chrst
*dies*
(via ikhnyrocks)
- mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
- me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
- mom: you realize this makes you a nerd
- me:
- mom:
- me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
- me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
- me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
- mom:
- me:
- mom: this isn't normal
omg
i caN’T BREATHE
NO OKAY I JUST REWATCHED THOR THE OTHER DAY AND WAS LIKE ‘WAIT. WAIT. AT THIS POINT LOKI HAS ALREADY GIVEN BIRTH AND GIVEN HIS SON TO HIS DAD TO RIDE AROUND NO OKAY EVERYTHING HE DOES FROM THIS POINT ON IS EXCUSED’
but i also had to wonder how he lost the baby weight.
“Dad, I asked you to BABYSIT HIM FOR A DAY. WHAT PART OF ‘BABYSIT’ TRANSLATES TO ‘RIDE HIM INTO A POTENTIAL BATTLE’? YOU ARE NOT THE WORLD’S BEST GRANDPA. I’M TAKING THAT COFFEE MUG AWAY FROM YOU.”
(Source: yourerightinthemiddleoftheroad, via ichitan)
(via ichitan)
It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
(via ichitan)
wow i hate choosing and answering security questions like i don’t know what street my parents first met on i don’t even know what street i live on
